{"id":29,"date":"2023-11-21T14:33:08","date_gmt":"2023-11-21T14:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/?p=29"},"modified":"2023-11-19T11:30:23","modified_gmt":"2023-11-19T11:30:23","slug":"its-a-bloody-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/2023\/11\/21\/its-a-bloody-business\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s A Bloody Business"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-27\" src=\"http:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/6\/2023\/11\/IMG_5231.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"237\" height=\"421\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m starting to think one of the true hallmarks of a really good disease (if there is such a thing) is measured by the number of tubes needed to complete your blood tests.<\/p>\n<p>This year I&#8217;ve been to the lab half-a-dozen times for blood draws and urine samples. Perhaps one of the best things to come from it is learning that my wife wasn&#8217;t trying to poison me with Arsenic.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Vitamin levels (an entire alphabet of them) , albumin, creatinine, plasma, hemoglobin, cortisol levels and heavy metals (not the rock band kind), round out just a few of my exciting labs. The biggest finding of them all was that I could benefit from B-12 gummy bears. <em>And BOY do I love those bears.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>When it comes to getting my labs drawn, I&#8217;m not bothered by the poke. I&#8217;m not squeamish at the sight of blood. In fact, I&#8217;m fascinated that someone can take something as small as a needle, find an unseen vein, and gather 16 vials of blood.\u00a0 That&#8217;s a skill that should be applauded. And I would if my arm wasn&#8217;t wrapped so tightly with that big blue rubber band.<\/p>\n<p>But not everyone is so brave or oblivious. I&#8217;m curious about your own experience. How do you do with the labs? Are they a helpful part of the medical journey or the scariest part of your health care experience?<\/p>\n<p>Leave a comment below and let&#8217;s start the conversation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m starting to think one of the true hallmarks of a really good disease (if there is such a thing) is measured by the number of tubes needed to complete your blood tests. This year I&#8217;ve been to the lab half-a-dozen times for blood draws and urine samples. Perhaps one of the best things to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/2023\/11\/21\/its-a-bloody-business\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;It&#8217;s A Bloody Business&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diagnosis"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49,"href":"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions\/49"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/curtaustin.com\/driftingthrudysautonomia\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}