I don’t do sports. As a general rule, I watch football and college basketball. But I don’t play. Never really did. Some people think this is a character flaw. Other people think it represents my level of physical weakness. I just say I’m not a competitor at something I can’t win.
But I’m in this Fantasy Football League and I’m kicking butt. A friend was trying to explain how the scoring works in Fantasy Football. He droned on and on about this and that. I stopped listening and started choosing my players based on the colors of their jersies. They may not always win, but they will be color-coordinated in the midst of their defeat.
Actually, after week one, I am at the top of my standings. My team, while not winning the most points over-all, won its division. So either I’m really good or the other teams are really bad.